A solid walnut cutting and serving board with a hand-painted horror scene sealed under glass-clear resin. Built for Halloween spreads and movie-night snacks — and left out on the counter after.
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Movie-night snacks, charcuterie, Halloween spreads — it serves first.
Solid walnut and food-safe resin, built for serving.
Same board. Five different nightmares.
The stand is included — it holds the counter between uses.
Under the surface of every board there's a full scene — painted figures, scattered skulls, and a floor of real walnut grain.
Each board starts as a slab of walnut. The scene is painted, set, sealed in resin, then sanded into a smooth serving surface. This is what that looks like.
Made for Halloween. Good enough to stay out all year.

Load it with cheese, crackers, candy, or movie-night snacks. The board does the serving — the scene does the talking.

When the food is gone, it goes back on the stand. Too good to hide in a cabinet.

The rare horror gift they don't already own. Birthdays, Halloween, Christmas — handled.

Every figure is painted by hand before it touches the walnut.

The scene is arranged in a channel cut into the solid walnut board.

Food-safe resin goes on in slow layers, sealing the scene flush with the board.

Sanded and polished into a smooth serving surface. Then it leaves the workshop.

"Every board goes through painting, scene placement, resin pouring, sanding, and finishing before it's allowed to leave the bench. Some steps take minutes. Most don't."
Same board. Different nightmare. Tap one to make it yours.
"People walk into the kitchen and just stand there for a second."
Dana · Verified Buyer
"Bought it as a gift. Kept it. Ordered another one for the actual gift."
Chris · Verified BuyerBased on 287 reviews · 1,300+ sold
My husband buys every horror collectible he sees, so finding something he didn't already own was basically impossible. This finally got him. He had it on the entertainment center before I finished handing out the rest of the presents.
Design: The LineupThe photos don't really show how much depth the resin has. There's a whole floor under the figures.
Design: Jason vs FreddyBought it for Halloween charcuterie last year. It's still out on the counter in August — it's held every movie-night spread since.
Design: Michael MyersBought Freddy first. Ordered The Lineup a week later. You can guess how this ends.
Design: Freddy KruegerHosted a slasher marathon last weekend and every single person asked about the board before they touched the food. It's sturdier than I expected too — real weight to it, nothing about it feels like a novelty item.
Design: Ghostface vs MichaelTook nine days to reach me in Texas, which felt long. The board itself is perfect though — the little details on the figures got me.
Design: The LineupI expected it to be mostly decoration. It has real weight and works great as a serving board — the walnut alone would be worth it.
Design: Michael MyersEvery board is painted and poured by one person. When a design sells through, it waits for the next batch.
Batch quantities are set when the resin is poured — they can't be extended mid-drop.
Horror fans are impossible to shop for. They own the shirts, the posters, the Funkos — usually two of each. They don't own this. And unlike most horror merch, they'll actually use it — then leave it out.
Add a note at checkout and we'll leave the price off the packing slip.
Mix designs however you want — each board in a set can be different.
Yes — that's the point. The walnut and resin surface is food-safe: serve charcuterie, snacks, or a full Halloween spread, do light prep on the wood, and set it back on the stand after.
Light slicing on the walnut is fine, but knives will eventually mark any resin surface. Treat it like a serving board, not a butcher block — the scene will thank you.
Cheese and crackers, cured meats, fruit, candy, desserts — anything you'd put on a serving board. It's the natural centerpiece of a horror-marathon snack spread.
Warm water, mild soap, soft cloth, towel dry. No dishwasher, no soaking, no direct heat.
Yes — every board ships with the display stand shown in the photos, so it's ready for the counter the day it arrives.
You receive the exact design you select. Wood grain and small hand-finished details vary slightly from board to board — that's the nature of the material, and part of the point.
This batch is finished and in stock — no made-to-order wait. Orders are packed and handed to the carrier within 2–5 business days, and tracking is emailed to you as soon as the carrier accepts the parcel.
Email a photo with your order number and we'll arrange a replacement or a refund. Separately, there's a 60-day money-back guarantee if you simply change your mind.
Yes — that's what the 2- and 3-board sets are for. Each board in a set can be a different design, and the set pricing beats buying them one at a time.